I'm a situational activist
eco-friendly paper
and thick black sharpies
always rolling in the backseat
of my SUV. 

I'm an occasional pacifist
armed with slick wit,
and enough aggression
to fuel world war three

Oh! Traffic forget about your life
Look at me.


 

Vomited to earth
via
drunken alien projectile

I've come enlighten you
My ugly sheep
The reaper smiles.